It Doesn’t Have to Be This Way

There comes a point in life when you realize: the government isn’t real. It’s a collective delusion. We have all agreed to respect it. Its enforcement may be real; it is not. It’s the difference between table and wooden rods supporting a flat plank. It’s road, not static river of asphalt, something we have drizzled… Continue reading It Doesn’t Have to Be This Way

Deadlines for Bygones

Lately I have been experiencing paranoia about food expiration. I sniff the milk every time. Sometimes I ask my roommates to sniff it as well. My search history includes when does and go bad an inordinate number of times. I always cook meat right away; I never freeze it because I don’t trust myself to… Continue reading Deadlines for Bygones